25 Gross Aspects To Parenting You Probably Never Thought About

Floaties left in your drink? Those just add to the flavor of your water or juice. Your poor hands. Wait until you see number 5! (Spoiler Alert: Parents get to clean it!) Now you just need to teach them to wipe really well. Photos: 19. Big D2112 via flickr, 17. Aqua Mechanical via flickr, 14. Justin Maier via flickr, 12. BrokenSphere via wikimedia commons, 9. Nose Frida via Vimeo (fair use), 6.

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25 Hilarious Paraprosdokian Phrases You Ll Never See Coming

The word paraprosdokian itself comes from Greek and roughly breaks down to “against expectation.” To give you an example, we can quote Homer from the Simpsons, “If I could just say a few words…I’d be a better public speaker.” So, now that you have a better example of what they are, let’s jump right in. These are 25 Hilarious Paraprosdokian Phrases You’ll Never See Coming. Featured Image: pexels

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